我是不是很土？


华尔街最近流行的段子                                                                                         
假设去年您有1000美元,如果买了达美航空的股票,现在还能剩下49美元;                                                      
如果买了AIG的股票,剩下约12美元;                                                                                      
如果买了房地美股票,剩下约2.5美元;                                                                                    
如果买1000美元的啤酒,喝光后再把易拉罐送去回收站,还能换回214美元! 


上海滩最新流行的段子                                                                                                 
假设去年您有1000元,如果买了招商银行的股票,现在还能剩下250元;                                                         
如果买了江西铜业的股票,剩下约166元;                                                                                  
如果买了中国船舶股票,剩下约120元;                                                                                    
如果买1000元的三鹿奶粉,把奶粉运化工厂后再把空罐送回经销商,还能换回1000元!